Why, that's a rather large...spider!  Of course, Chuck Norris eats these for breakfast.

So, I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth last night and was greeted by this rather large spider rappelling gracefully from the ceiling.  If I had taken one more step, I would have had a spider in my face.  I paused for a moment to consider my options:

a. Shriek, slam the bathroom door, and never go back in there.

No.  Neglecting oral hygiene is never the answer.

b. Swat at the spider with reckless abandon.

And needlessly kill one of Mother Earth's beautiful creatures?

c. Run and get my camera.  Take a picture for the blog, then proceed with b.

Right-o!